“hay mr milkman do you have some MILK for me today?”
“…that was awful. not even a bit erotic.”
“oh god sherlock i can’t do this i feel ridiculous”
“you said i could choose whatever i wanted. i did your silly thing with the-“
“okay okay, i’ll try again…”
saticoy: Can I have Sherlock as a milkman that’s been skimping out on delivering John his milk and so John decided to seduce him for it?