Alone at Christmas. What can be worse. Foreveralooooone.
Never, never again.
and then john woke up from his very nice dream
“hay mr milkman do you have some MILK for me today?”
“…that was awful. not even a bit erotic.”
“oh god sherlock i can’t do this i feel ridiculous”
“you said i could choose whatever i wanted. i did your silly thing with the-“
“okay okay, i’ll try again…”saticoy: Can I have Sherlock as a milkman that’s been skimping out on delivering John his milk and so John decided to seduce him for it?